I can predict your future. For instance, you will not laugh at this sentence.
I am very lonely but I’m scared of humans so sometimes I like going to the zoo and pretending that the animals are my friends. But because they don’t talk much what I do is I talk to the zookeeper while pretending that I’m talking to an animal and when she answers I pretend it's the animal answering. This is how I get over my antisocial tendency while still maintaining a social interaction.
Why do people like being scared when it's a movie but not when I break into their apartment with a knife.
i have a very rich friend who is deaf and because he has a huge mansion sometimes people try to break in but instead of shooting them he plays music in 240 decibels and blows their ears off
I don’t get what people mean when they say creative block. It’s your imagination you’re talking about, why don't you just imagine that you don't have a creative block?
When fish die in water they rise to the surface, and when we die in land we meld to the ground.
i am fixing up the sail on my imaginary boat
Thoughts turn into actions so I’m reading as many thoughts as I can so that eventually I’ll read the one that will turn into the action that would fix my life.
I'm debating jumping from a balcony because it gives you the power to predict your future. Of course on the other hand you die.
we evolved from monkeys to humans but what’s our next evolution? no one ever talks about it. what if we need preparations for it, what if it gets out of control? monkey to human was a giant step, the next one we might be born as trex einstein hawking morphs.
“nails tied to scarfs” as a word combination looks pretty nice, nicer than what it represents. ‘an elephant’s eye impaled by a needle’ is an example of a sentence that looks as good on paper about the same as it looks bad in reality. “sorrow” is a similar example, of a word which is far prettier compared to what sorrow really is.
A man in the shape of an elephant and with the brain of an elephant was standing still at a zoo. Around him flies flew in circles relative to the sun but stood still relative to him. The elephant shaped man (I looked intensely at the word "man" there, which means if you look at intensely too, we’d both have done an identical action and that word there would be a landmark for it) pondered whether - and did not reach anything beyond that fraction of that thought, in other words, he was barely even aware that he was about to ponder something before the thought vanished into obscurity and he went right back to standing still at the zoo.